All you have to do is check out some of the banter going around the forums right now. These gems were recently posted in the “In Luongo We Trust” Facebook group. They encapsulate the man’s amazing effort last night and indeed all season thus far, so it would be remiss of me to not post them.
- Luongo doesn’t sleep… he waits.
- Some wear Superman pajamas…. Kipper wears Luongo pajamas.
- Luongo lost his virginity before his dad did.
- On the 7th day God rested… Luongo took over.
- Luongo can shoot a plane down by holding up his stick and yelling “BANG!”
- Luongo is Luke Skywalkers real father.
- Luongo is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Luongo counted to infinity. Twice.
- Luongo’s glove hand is the only one that can beat a Royal Flush.
- When the boogyman goes to sleep everynight… he checks his closet for Luongo.
- The bible was originaly named “Luongo and Friends”.
- Luongo was what Willis was talkin about.
- When God said “let there be light” Luongo said “Say please.”
- Luongo puts his pants on one leg at a time like the rest of us. Except after he goes and shuts people out.
- In a fight between Bieksa and Iginla you know who the winner would be? Luongo.
- In the words of Julius Caesar: “Veni, Vidi, Vici, Luongo”. Translation: “I came, I saw, i was shut out by Luongo”.
- Luongo played an NBA game once, scored 100 points, then decided he didn’t want the name “Wilt Chamberlain” anymore.
- When Luongo graduated from highschool, he didn’t get accepted by Harvard, Harvard got accepted by Luongo.
- The only reason Wayne Gretsky was the best hockey player in the NHL was because he never played against Luongo.
- In a hockey game only one side has a goalie, the other side has a wall with the name Luongo written on it.
- If at first you don’t succeed, you are obviously not Luongo.